Date: Wed, 26 Jun 2002 13:43:09 Subject: Want to have sex? From: susannenbreone@aol.com To: skipvskip@hotmail.com Skip, Upon reflection and reconsideration, I think that some of my earlier comments to you were harsh. Also, thank you for the way that you’ve studiously ignored me at Starbucks. Your nervous schoolboy’s awkward dash into the bathroom this morning…

Date: Wed, 26 Jun 2002 10:06:50 Subject: From the Unemployment Notebook From: simonsaysthis@omphalos.com To: skipvskip@hotmail.com [for Skip] [certain recent passages torn from my palmtop notebook] DVD RENTAL #1 From Hell (2000) An adaptation of the Jack the Ripper Story by the Hughes Brothers starring Johnny Depp **** An orgy of blood and research. The Hughes…

Date: Wed, 26 Jun 2002 08:01:01 Subject: Recv’d From: skipvskip@hotmail.com To: freddyfingers@treemail.com Fred, I got your telegram yesterday, and it is singing to me now. I expect a Hermetic day of messengering lies ahead. Skip

Date: Tue, 25 Jun 2002 17:44:16 Subject: Cease and Desist From: reginespersonal@hotmail.com To: susannenbreone@aol.com Susanne, Thanks for the poetry lessons. We had a thing, that’s all. I have no desire for a further relationship with you. Please be dignified, and stop, get on with your life. During the time that you’ve been apparently despondent with…

Date: Tue, 25 Jun 2002 02:08:40 Subject: Jealous From: susannenbreone@aol.com To: reginespersonal@hotmail.com Regino, Every time the tortuous thought comes to mind that I will nevermore see the lady I will always mourn, my memory dredges up such grief swelling within my heart, that I must ask, “Why linger here, my soul? The torments you will…

Date: Mon, 24 Jun 2002 11:29:58 Subject: Kiss From: susannenbreone@aol.com To: reginespersonal@hotmail.com Reginu, the dirty colors of her kiss have just throttled my seeing blood,her heart’s chatter riveted a weeping skyscraper in me Susanne

Date: Sun, 23 Jun 2002 23:47:17 Subject: Desire From: susannenbreone@aol.com To: reginespersonal@hotmail.com Regini, From what I’ve tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire Susanne

Date: Sat, 22 Jun 2002 03:21:31 Subject: Passion From: susannenbreone@aol.com To: reginespersonal@hotmail.com Regina, But Passion most dissembles, yet betrays Even by its darkness; as the blackest sky Foretells the heaviest tempest, it displays Its workings through the vainly guarded eye, And in whatever aspect it arrays Itself, ‘tis still the same hypocrisy; Coldness or Anger,…

Date: Sat, 22 Jun 2002 02:35:05 Subject: Re: What Have You From: freddyfingers@treemail.com To: skipvskip@hotmail.com Skip, What word to hear from you. Sid is his way, quantity as requested. Skip. So good to hear from yu. one hundred of us salute u. Life as is a sigh. Between others messengers ‘ sighs. sights. thighs. And…

Date: Fri, 21 Jun 2002 11:04:09 Subject: Congratulations! From: skipsvskip@hotmail.com To: reginespersonal@hotmail.com Regine, Congratulations on your appointment as VP of Marketing at BBKVD. Read of it in this morning’s paper. Also, by simultaneous coincidence, it turns out that we are classmates! Sort of—you graduated four years before I did. This classmates.com site keeps sending me…

Date: Fri, 21 Jun 2002 00:12:26 Subject: Parting From: susannenbreone@aol.com To: reginespersonal@hotmail.com Regine, Parting is all we know of heaven And all we need of hell Susanne

Date: Thu, 20 Jun 2002 23:48:36 Subject: hi unkle BerTo From: jefftrocks@netzero.com To: berto_alto@tank20.com uncleBErto, dad say we can stay up late and do viedogamess and internet. I had a dance recital lst wek dad said I should sai I lik the internet my friend jacki has it on her mobilfon and we do instantmessenger.…