Untried Turkey Recipes (c/o F. Scott Fitzergald & Biblioklept)
Thanks to Biblioklept Turkey Remains and How to Inter Them with Numerous Scarce Recipes — from F. Scott Fitzgerald’s Notebooks
I don’t know if my favorite is:
6. Stolen Turkey Walk quickly from the market and if accosted remark with a laugh that it had just flown into your arms and you hadn’t noticed it. Then drop the turkey with the white of one egg-well, anyhow, beat it
12. Turkey with Whiskey Sauce. This recipe is for a party of four. Obtain a gallon of whiskey, and allow it to age for several hours. Then serve, allowing one quart for each guest. The next day the turkey should be added, little by little, constantly stirring and basting.